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MITT ROMNEY’S 5-POINT FRANKENSTORM PLAN
Post Date: 2012-10-29 23:50:35 by Brian S
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MITT ROMNEY’S 5-POINT FRANKENSTORM PLAN: 1) Stash money. 2) Put money in binders. 3) Pray to money. 4) Lie about money. 5) Strap dog to roof.
Labor Department Says No Decision Yet on Whether to Delay Jobs Report
Post Date: 2012-10-29 12:17:14 by Brian S
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The Labor Department said Monday that it has yet to make a decision on whether to delay Friday’s closely-watched October employment report due to the effects from Hurricane Sandy. Federal government offices in Washington are closed Monday and may be shut again Tuesday due to the storm. It isn’t clear if the closure would cause a delay in processing the data. “We will assess the situation when the weather emergency is over and notify the press and public of any changes at that time,” said Gary Steinberg, spokesman for the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the data arm of the department. The Labor Department is also scheduled to release its third quarter employment cost index ...
Zionist Organization Of America Cancels Its Annual Fundraising Dinner Because Of The Loss Tax-Exempt Status
Post Date: 2012-10-24 11:56:36 by Brian S
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The Zionist Organization of America has canceled its annual fundraising dinner because of the loss of its tax-exempt status, the organization has confirmed. The fundraiser, usually held in late November or early December, is a key annual event for the group. Recent galas have drawn such high-profile speakers as conservative talk show host Glenn Beck and Republican Rep. Eric Cantor, the House majority leader. The event could still be held sometime next spring, according to David Drimer, the ZOA’s executive director. But the cancellation comes as internal critics continue to raise questions about the handling of the crisis, and as the ZOA makes cuts to some programs. As the Forward ...
Please Move The Deer Crossing (Donna - Romney voter)
Post Date: 2012-10-22 16:54:10 by Hondo68
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This audio clip from Y94 Playhouse Fargo, ND radio station was too funny to not find a way for more people to hear it -- so thus, this video. Donna asks for help getting deer crossing signs moved to lower traffic areas. "The government can guide deer to lower traffic areas".
Poster Comment:Move those signs... a shovel ready project for big government Willie-Mitt!
Romney Blimp Goes Limp
Post Date: 2012-10-22 10:56:29 by Brian S
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An airship promoting Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign in Florida drew attention for other reasons Sunday when it was forced to make an emergency landing just north of Miami. According to WSVN-TV, the blimp, bearing the banner, “America Needs Romney,” was caught in high winds on its way back to a local airport, forcing it to the ground near a residential area in Davie, Florida. “It was getting lower and lower,” one resident said. “It was totally going down, it was just losing altitude. The wind was just taking it and taking it.” The airship was first spotted in the area Friday, on the weekend before the final presidential debate between Romney, the ...
Fire destroys State Fair of Texas icon Big Tex
Post Date: 2012-10-19 13:58:40 by Brian S
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DALLAS (AP) -- Fire has destroyed Big Tex, leaving behind little more than the metal frame of the 52-foot-tall metal-and-fabric cowboy that's an icon of the State Fair of Texas. Some fabric that made up the towering structure's hands and sleeves still could be seen as firefighters gathered around the scorched area Friday. Big Tex's 75-gallon hat, 50-pound belt buckle and slow drawl have been greeting state fair visitors since 1952. This year's fair, which closes Sunday, had been celebrating Big Tex's 60th birthday. Fair spokeswoman Sue Gooding says she doesn't know the cause of the fire but did note electrical controls move Big Tex's mouth and head. Gooding ...
Women Dressed As Binders Protest At Ohio GOP HQ (PHOTOS)
Post Date: 2012-10-18 12:40:14 by Brian S
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Tiffany Ricci, an AFSCME organizer, provided TPM's Evan McMorris-Santoro these photos of her "own personal little afternoon project" of women gathered in front the Ohio Republican Party headquarters on Wednesday dressed as binders protesting Mitt Romney's “binders full of women” remark during the presidential debate at Hofstra Tuesday night. It's "pretty clear which candidate has real solutions that inspire progress and which can only inspire a Halloween costume," Ricci said.
Celebrity sperm donor service gears up for launch
Post Date: 2012-10-17 20:15:40 by Abcdefg
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Celebrity sperm donor service gears up for launchA sperm donor service aimed at matching women with anonymous celebrity dads – such as rock stars and famous athletes – will launch next year, its owners have claimed. By James Hall, Consumer Affairs EditorPosted especially for yukon
Soldier Tackles Westboro Baptist Church Member As Crowd Cheers
Post Date: 2012-10-16 10:55:53 by Brian S
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A member of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church was tackled on Saturday by an angry soldier at a funeral for fallen Army Staff Sgt. Donna Johnson in North Carolina. “So at the funeral today for Fallen Soldier Sgt. Johnson a Westboro member decided it would be smart to stomp on the American flag,” the blog Guardian of Valor explained. “A Soldier did not take kindly to that and broke through the line, hitting one of the protesters that was disgracing Old Glory. As he was being arrested, two other Soldiers rescued the flag.” The Westboro Baptist Church believes that God is punishing the United States because of America’s acceptance of homosexuality, and has gained ...
Charity President Unhappy About Paul Ryan Soup Kitchen ‘Photo Op’
Post Date: 2012-10-15 18:20:44 by Brian S
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The head of a northeast Ohio charity says that the Romney campaign last week “ramrodded their way” into the group’s Youngstown soup kitchen so that GOP vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan could get his picture taken washing dishes in the dining hall. Brian J. Antal, president of the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society, said that he was not contacted by the Romney campaign ahead of the Saturday morning visit by Ryan, who stopped by the soup kitchen after a town hall at Youngstown State University. “We’re a faith-based organization; we are apolitical because the majority of our funding is from private donations,” Antal said in a phone interview ...
Special Day for El Pee's Canary Posse!!!!!!!!!!
Post Date: 2012-10-11 15:32:39 by calcon
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National Coming Out Day: Key Moments in Fight For Equal Rights Twenty-five years ago today, half a million people participated in a historic march on Washington, D.C., for gay rights. Fired up from the march, organizers found a way to keep the march alive. The first National Coming Out Day was celebrated on Oct. 11, 1988. The goal of the day is for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people and their allies to celebrate coming out and encourage those who haven't to make their voices heard. "It's a day to be visible," said Candace Gingrich-Jones, associate director of youth and campus outreach with the Human Rights Campaign. "What we know today is people who ...
Ryan-Endorsed Wisconsin Republican: ‘Some Girls Rape So Easy’
Post Date: 2012-10-11 11:23:46 by Brian S
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A Wisconsin State Rep. endorsed by Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan told a reporter that he believes “some girls rape so easy.” State Rep. Roger Rivard (R) later insisted he was merely recounting a story from his father about the dangers men face in having premarital sex. Instead, he somehow wandered into a jaw-dropping commentary on how easy it is to accidentally rape women. According to quotes reported by the Milwaukee-Wisconsin Journal Sentinel, Rivard explained: googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1331163101011-9'); });He also told me one thing, ‘If you do (have premarital sex), just remember, consensual sex can turn ...
Obama Phone Meets Elmo (uncensored)
Post Date: 2012-10-10 21:44:21 by Hondo68
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A Youtube user posted a remix of the viral “Obama Phone lady” video that caught the nation’s attention a few weeks ago. In the post, the user says he was inspired by Alex’s “Elmo Gone Bad” video, in which he compared the lady’s voice to that of the Sesame Street muppet Elmo. Of course, as Paul Watson explained, once we recover from the hilarity of the clip, “the awful truth behind it begins to sink in.”
Thin-Skinned CEO Superstar Jack Welch Quits Fortune, Reuters After His Demented BLS Tweet Gets Criticized
Post Date: 2012-10-09 16:10:31 by Brian S
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Jack Welch, the strongest and most capable CEO in the history of the world, made news last week when he took to his Twitter account (history shall record the phrase "took to his Twitter account" as the five words that immediately precede all news of social media disasters) to accuse the Bureau of Labor Statistics of intentionally cooking its latest jobs report to favor President Barack Obama's chances for reelection in November, writing "Unbelievable jobs numbers...these Chicago guys will do anything...can't debate so change numbers." While Welch won some support from the right-wing fever swamp, most rational observers saw the remarks as listing toward a ...
A Documented Case Of False Prophecy: Four Years Later, ‘Letter From 2012′ Makes Focus On The Family Look Ridiculous
Post Date: 2012-10-07 17:22:34 by Brian S
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Before the 2008 election, the religious right was predicting doom, gloom and the end of the world if Barack Obama were to win.One of the most colorful and intense denunciations of Obama came from Focus on the Family, which produced a 16-page “Letter From 2012 in Obama’s America.” I had forgotten all about that dire “letter from the future.”In 2008, Focus on the Family listed 34 predictions of what would happen if Barack Obama became president. They were wrong about all 34 of them.Unfortunately for Focus, Libby Anne did not forget about it. Since this fictional “letter” was dated October 2012 — which is now — she dug out a copy to see how ...
Canary Posse Freaks over Nude Pic
Post Date: 2012-10-04 23:39:26 by calcon
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Title: LP's resident preacher posting porn on LP. And it is hosted on his own website! Source: LP URL Source: http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...?ArtNum=326472&Disp=30#C7 Published: Oct 4, 2012 Author: bobby celesta Post Date: 2012-10-04 22:30:21 by 22rifle Views: 149 Comments: 31 http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...?ArtNum=326472&Disp=30#C7 BobCeleste is posting soft porn on LP. This isn't just some link he posted. No, he downloaded the picture, uploaded it to HIS OWN server, and then posted the picture on LP. My bet is that he has a lot more porn on his server. Sure be a shame if his church found out about all this. Snicker... I just hope he does not have any child ...
Richard Belzer mocks Fox News with Nazi salute on live TV
Post Date: 2012-10-03 17:44:35 by Brian S
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Law & Order actor Richard Belzer on Wednesday may have crossed the line when he appeared on New York City’s local Fox morning show and made a joke about rape and then gave a Nazi salute to the Fox News Channel. Rosanna Scotto, co-host of Fox 5′s Good Day New York, pointed out that co-host Dave Price could play a relative on Law & Order because he looked so similar to Belzer, who has filled the role of detective John Munch since 1993. “If he gets molested and banged in the ass, maybe,” Belzer quipped. “Do we have the five-second delay? Do we have the delay? I’m so sorry. I meant banged against a piece of furniture.” “This was really an ...
Bibi's Acme Bomb At UNGA Inspires israeli Meme Artists
Post Date: 2012-09-28 18:18:36 by Brian S
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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu (or should I say Bib E. Coyote?) had a lot of people worldwide holding their stomachs with laughter as he held his Looney Tune ACME bomb above the UNGA podium. The Israeli meme artists, as usual, were quick to respond. Here are a few (I may update as the creativity surges): About here, there’s no more chips. It’s just air (Constantin Lauri)(Tzvika Besor)(Yuval Drier Shilo)And that’s where he touched me (Amir Schiby)(Amir Schiby)(Ido Kenan)(Ido Kenan)And this is how I killed the roadrunner (I can get falafel Facebook page)(Arie Yampuler)(Dagan Wald)(Noa Angel)(Sara Miller)(Shira Glezerman)(Dubi Kaufman)(Itay Kaplan)(Amir Schiby)(Amir Schiby) ...
Maddow Mocks Romney For Wondering Why Airplane Windows Don’t Open
Post Date: 2012-09-25 11:33:59 by Brian S
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On her show Monday night, MSNBC host Rachel Maddow lampooned Mitt Romney for wondering why airplanes didn’t have windows that open. “It’s a real problem that windows don’t roll down on airplanes?” she asked. “Is it also a problem that guns don’t shoot backwards through the barrel? Or that diving boards are only mounted over very deep water? Why don’t the windows roll down?” “I don’t think he was joking because he couldn’t possibly be joking about his wife almost being in a plane crash,” Maddow added. “You can’t joke about that, especially with her standing right there.” At a fundraising event in Beverly Hills ...
Right-Wing Family Feud Continues: Breitbart.com Bashes "Pinhead" Kristol
Post Date: 2012-09-24 11:52:24 by Brian S
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Maybe now Bill Kristol knows how Barack Obama feels. Like Obama, the long-time conservative commentator has become a (temporary) punching bag for the more radical elements of the far-right press. Kristol's sin? Acknowledging that Romney's "47 percent" comments made behind closed doors to wealthy donors were "stupid and arrogant." Over the weekend, Breitbart.com condemned Kristol as a "pinhead" and suggested a wounded ego was the reason The Weekly Standard editor took issue with Romney's donor comments. Last week, Fox News contributor Michelle Malkin lashed out at Kristol and denounced him as a "windbag" in "meltdown mode." For ...
Awkward Family Pet Photos
Post Date: 2012-09-22 13:28:25 by sneakypete
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Awkward Family Pet Photos. awkwardfamilyphotos.com/pets/ Some of these are pretty hilarious. Don't forget to click on the small photo links and read the comments.
Ann Romney Scolds Republicans: You’re ‘Lucky’ To Have Mitt
Post Date: 2012-09-21 11:02:49 by Brian S
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The wife of GOP hopeful Mitt Romney on Thursday told Republicans to stop complaining about her husband’s flailing presidential campaign because they were “lucky” to have him as a presidential candidate. During an interview with radio Iowa, Ann Romney was asked how she would respond to influential conservative critics like Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan and Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol. “Stop it!” she snapped. “You want to try it? Get in the ring.” Ann Romney added: “This is hard and, you know, it’s an important thing that we’re doing right now and it’s an important election and it is time for all Americans to ...
Jon Stewart Mocks ‘Bullsh*T Mountain’ Fox News Over Secret Romney Video
Post Date: 2012-09-20 11:25:59 by Brian S
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Daily Show host Jon Stewart mocked Fox News on Wednesday night, describing their coverage of a secret video of Mitt Romney as “chaos on bullshit mountain.” In the video, Romney says he will not bother trying to convince the 47 percent of government-dependent “victims” who pay no income taxes to vote for him. “Lets drill down to the core of this thing,” Stewart said, playing a clip of Fox News host Sean Hannity decrying the so-called entitlement society fostered by Obama. Hannity said that 49 percent of Americans received government handouts under Obama. googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1331163101011-9'); });“This is the ...
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