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How to Talk About Global Warming With Your Crazy ISIS Relatives at Thanksgiving Dinner
Post Date: 2015-11-26 10:26:26 by cranky
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It’s become a media tradition for left-wing blogs to publish “survival guides” for liberal youth fated to attend Thanksgiving dinners populated by crazy right-wing relatives, who have grown increasingly skeptical of the accomplishments of our glorious President Obama. Things are going to be especially rough this year, what with the collapsing enrollment, soaring premiums, agonizing deductibles, and shaky insurance company finances created by ObamaCare – developments those cranky old wingnuts somehow interpret as indications Obama’s genius health care reform is “failing.” Then you’ve got all the terrorism filling the streets with blood, which nutty ...
We Need to Talk About Tom Friedman's Last Column
Post Date: 2015-11-21 08:44:46 by Tooconservative
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A Conversation With a Cabbie and What It Tells Us About The Next Several Minutes of My Life by Tom FriedmanSpecial Guest Columnist for Ace of Spades HQ I was talking to my cabbie in Cairo, making idle chit-chat as we threaded our way through a colorful and boisterous bazaar, what the locals call a souk, when I pointed out how the world is becoming more interconnected every second. Then, he stabbed me. As the blade slipped between my ribs, it occurred to me the rubber of the knife's handle was made in Brazil, and the steel crafted in Japan. Much like the gaudy wares on display at the souk outside the red-flecked windows, my backseat butchering was a glorious melange of the ...
O'Reilly Attacks Colleague George Will For His Criticism Of Killing Reagan
Post Date: 2015-11-06 19:13:52 by tpaine
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mediamatters.org O'Reilly Attacks Colleague George Will For His Criticism Of Killing Reagan Fox News host Bill O'Reilly responded to criticism from Fox contributor George Will, who called O'Reilly's newest book Killing Reagan, a "nonsensical history and execrable citizenship." O'Reilly called criticism Will's commentary "libel" and questioned his courage to face him on his show. In a November 5 opinion piece for The Washington Post, Will criticized the book for "distort[ing]" the public's understanding of Reagan's presidency. Will writes that Killing Reagan has "two and a half pages of 'sources,'" which ...
Please Move The Deer Crossing
Post Date: 2015-11-06 14:41:25 by Tooconservative
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Poster Comment:One of your fellow-voters. This explains a lot.
Lindsey Graham Plays 'F**k, Marry, Kill' With Palin, Fiorina, Clinton
Post Date: 2015-10-29 08:18:47 by Willie Green
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Unlike most presidential candidates when faced with a question like this, Graham played along, saying that out of the three, he would go on a date with Palin. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) of "rotating first lady" fame played a politically correct version of F*ck-Marry-Kill with CNN's Dana Bash at a "Politics on Tap" event Tuesday night. His choices? Former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, current Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina, and Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton."He settled on Fiorina for marriage "'cause she's rich". Though he did not want to date or marry Clinton, Graham told CNN ...
Feds Spent More Investing Money On Why Lesbians Are Obese Than on Benghazi Committee
Post Date: 2015-10-25 08:42:50 by CZ82
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Feds Spent More Investing Money On Why Lesbians Are Obese Than on Benghazi Committee Posted on October 23, 2015 by V2A — 2 Comments The amount of taxpayer funding that has gone toward the investigation into the terrorist attack in Benghazi, Libya, is less than the amount the federal government has invested in “Origami condoms” and studies on why lesbians are obese. Democrats are very concerned that the Select Committee on Benghazi is wasting taxpayer dollars. Leading Senate Democrats, including Minority Leader Harry Reid (D., Nev.), are demanding that the RNC reimburse the government for the cost of the investigation. Rep. Linda Sanchez (D., Calif.) said it was a ...
Your Drunk Neighbor - Donald Trump
Post Date: 2015-10-24 22:05:32 by Rufus T Firefly
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Poster Comment:Like Trump or hate Trump - you've got to admit this is funny stuff. It's been out for a while, but for those who haven't seen it yet . . .
Lie back and think of your mother: Obama-inspired ad urges Danes to Do it for Mom
Post Date: 2015-10-24 11:32:44 by TheFireBert
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he Danes have done it again. The travel company behind Do it for Denmark, the ad watched by eight million people on YouTube that urges Danes to procreate for their country, has launched another video. This time, it is encouraging Danes to lie back and think of their mothers in a bid to make more grandchildren, in Do it for Mom. A white-haired woman in her 60s sits on a park bench, looking wistfully at a grandmother feeding the ducks with her granddaughter. A John Lewis ad-style voiceover tells us: “You were there when your son learned to walk …” (cue footage of mother and son through the decades) “… you were there when he learned how to ride a bike. And when he ...
Happy back to the future, day!
Post Date: 2015-10-20 23:11:20 by Justified
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Well guys it's here. 10-21-2015 Where is my fly car! Damn progressives! If not for them that could have been our future! But all we got was Obummer!
Men are from Mars......
Post Date: 2015-10-20 19:52:02 by sneakypete
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www.thefederalistpapers.o...nce-between-men-and-womenPoster Comment:Enjoy!
Did a Democrat Candidate Harass a Democrat Woman in Toledo
Post Date: 2015-09-14 19:06:15 by CZ82
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Did a Democrat Candidate Harass a Democrat Woman in Toledo? Posted on | September 13, 2015 | This is a genuinely strange story: A woman has gone to Facebook to accuse former Mayor Mike Bell of inappropriately touching her at a Toledo bar Friday night, allegations Mr. Bell denies. Allison Dow, 29, of Toledo’s Old West End, said Mr. Bell made an unwelcome sexual comment and touched her buttocks late Friday at Wesley’s Bar & Grill on Adams Street in downtown Toledo. Ms. Dow put her outraged reaction on Facebook, calling Mr. Bell, 60, “a perverted old man.” Mr. Bell, who is running for mayor again, on Tuesday denied the allegations, suggesting a political motive. ...
Objectified by the Male Gaze
Post Date: 2015-09-14 19:02:50 by CZ82
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Objectified by the Male Gaze UPDATE: Allegedly Heterosexual? Posted on | September 12, 2015 | 107 Comments By now, the entire Internet knows Charlotte Proudman (@CRProudman) hates heterosexual men: I find your message offensive. I am on [LinkedIn] for business purposes not to be approached about my physical appearance or to be objectified by sexist men. The eroticization of women’s physical appearance is a way of exercising power over women. It silences women’s professional attributes as their physical appearance becomes the subject. Unacceptable and misogynistic behaviour. Think twice before sending another woman (half your age) such a sexist message. Such was Ms. ...
Attention Men: It is now official. No matter what you say or how you behave you’re sexist.
Post Date: 2015-09-14 18:45:07 by CZ82
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Attention Men: It is now official. No matter what you say or how you behave … …you’re sexist. If you’re the sort of gentleman who holds the door open for a lady – or the sort of woman who expects him to – then be warned. Such acts of chivalry may actually be ‘benevolent sexism’ in disguise, according to researchers. Experts say this type of sexism is harder to spot than the ‘hostile sexism’ we are more familiar with – because it often masquerades as gallantry. It is typified by paternal and protective behavior, from encouraging smiles to holding doors open. […] Professor Judith Hall, of Northeastern University in Boston, said: ...
Should TinyTown be reborn?
Post Date: 2015-09-14 15:39:36 by Chuck_Wagon
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Yes - the first question to ask is: "What the hell is Tiny Town?" It was an HO scale model railroad that I built in by basement about 7 or 8 years ago. It wasn't super big - but it amused the kids. Being's that I'm super-bored again - should I build the darn thing again?
Homophobic People Often Have Psychological Issues [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2015-09-13 17:27:01 by Justified
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Homophobic attitudes may say a lot about the person who holds them, new research suggests. A new study of university students in Italy revealed that people who have strongly negative views of gay people also have higher levels of psychoticism and inappropriate coping mechanisms than those who are accepting of homosexuality. This doesn't mean that homophobic people are psychotic; rather, psychoticism is a personality trait marked by hostility, anger and aggression toward others. But the study does suggest that people who cling to homophobic views have some psychological issues, said lead researcher Emmanuele Jannini, an endocrinologist and medical sexologist at the University of Rome ...
Obama Admits His Wife is a Transexual Man Named “Michael”
Post Date: 2015-09-10 07:24:00 by no gnu taxes
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Donald Trump Ovulation Test Kit
Post Date: 2015-08-12 11:30:11 by Willie Green
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Video of Donald Trump's conversation with FOX News Roger Ailes
Post Date: 2015-08-11 23:40:54 by Pericles
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The role of modern women is to ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich’
Post Date: 2015-08-03 14:08:12 by CZ82
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Fox host: The role of modern women is to ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich’ David Edwards, 30 Jul 2015 at 14:57 ET Fox News host Andrea Tantaros advised women on Thursday that they should always be ready to give their man a sandwich after sex and a beer after his shower if they wanted the relationship to last. Earlier this week, Glamour magazine retracted a column of tips for making men falling in love after women complained that the list was misogynistic. Tantaros, however, said that ideas like making a man a snack after sex was not taking women back to the 1950s. “Look at this list, it has great suggestions in here!” she ...
Do You Know Why I’m Pulling You Over, Being Wildly Aggressive, And Charging You With Assault Today, Sir?
Post Date: 2015-07-25 00:02:03 by Deckard
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Officer Daniel McEwenGreene County Police DepartmentGood afternoon, sir. Go ahead and roll your window all the way down for me. My name is Officer Daniel McEwen from the Greene County Police Department. Now, do you know why I’m pulling you over today, being overly aggressive, and charging you with a felony count of assaulting a police officer?I’m going to need to see your driver’s license, vehicle registration, and proof of insurance. Thank you, sir. Now, just sit tight in your car while I take a look here and grow increasingly hostile. I’m just going to start addressing you in an unmistakably threatening tone that is specifically meant to intimidate and provoke, and ...
Appliance Apocalypse!
Post Date: 2015-07-08 18:23:22 by Chuck_Wagon
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I took delivery on the new Frigidaire last week. Today the ignitor on the gas range was replaced - But the burner on the thing has a big hole in it - and needs to be replaced. The thing is really old. And they can' find the parts. Ahhh! But Home Depot has a pretty good deal on a new Hotpoint gas range. Nevertheless, I shall say: Ahhhhh....
L.A.P.D Training Video Feat. Chris Rock
Post Date: 2015-07-07 10:20:01 by sneakypete
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Poster Comment:Good advise.
Just Pay The Shipping - And I Will Fed-Ex You a Crate Of Cats
Post Date: 2015-07-06 18:24:59 by Chuck_Wagon
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All makes, models, colors and ages! If you have the space - and a Chinese restaurant nearby, you could go into business! Or you could make your daughters very happy! Me too! SPECIAL TODAY! I will pay the shipping on the black & white Mama cat! She is in PRIME health! And very fertile! Very! She drops a litter twice a year! Very impressive! Rest assured that they will be humanely captured in a 'Hav-A-Hart' trap - and be shipped anywhere in the lower 48 states. I just spoke to my next door neighbors wife, and she is fine with borrowing the trap. Her husband is on his way to California (across the country) on his motorcycle. She didn't say that the reason for the trip ...
A Poor And A Rich Compete In Giving Alms
Post Date: 2015-06-30 06:46:08 by A Pole
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